don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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