you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
