Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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