i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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