"it" just moved
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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