He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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