Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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