im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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