Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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