If that was your dad, he is hot
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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