i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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