well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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