i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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