So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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