She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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