I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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