the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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