I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And then my night got REAL pukey
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The Olympian is in my bed
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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