Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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