why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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