babies were throwing up all over the place
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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