I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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