I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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