Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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