you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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