The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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