Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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