Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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