so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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