I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You were trust falling into bushes
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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