i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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