i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think my vagina is haunted
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
50% drunk capacity currently
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
