Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We had to coat check the pizza.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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