dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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