Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We have so much sex to catch up on
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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