There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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