his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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