He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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