Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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