Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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