he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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