I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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