PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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