IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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