he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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