The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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