So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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