think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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