So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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