I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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