i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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