Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i think i just lost a toe
Randomize
