I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
so much tequila, so little girl.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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